Fun With Feet

Over the last few decades or so, man has attempted to explain the male fixation on feet. It's one of the most widespread kinks among the citizens of our planet. I know plenty of dudes who would rather a bitch have feet than a pussy. That's why sites like Fun With Feet exist.

The Unique Position of Feet

Even science demands answers. Many researchers have theorized on what makes feet so arousing, and believe it or not, science has some answers for us. One of the most prominent theories points out the close vicinity of areas in the brain that handle sexual attraction and areas that handle your feet. According to some scientists, wires can get crossed and link sexual arousal with feet. You're not freaks, guys. You just have too many neurons.

Others relate the popularity of feet to environmental circumstances. For many motherfuckers, the first woman they love is their mom. Love for Mom (if Mom isn't a piece of shit) is one of the most potent feelings people ever have. During our formative years as diminutive children, feet are the primary body part we see of our mom. 

I would have called bullshit on that second theory only a few years ago, but not anymore. Incest videos have skyrocketed in popularity and are now one of the most popular forms of porn. You wretched, vile, twisted, useless fucks want to fuck your mothers. It's awful, and you should all be tossed in a furnace full of molten lead and Gonereha for it, but that's the way it is. I bet you dumb fuck faces would pay a million dollars to get a foot job from your mom.

While these theories are more than captivating, I have one of my own. Feelings of worthlessness abound in my readers and men everywhere these days. As the supreme alpha male, it truly anguishes me to see you guys suffer like that. I wish you all could have the morale and dick size that I do.

But unfortunately, the world isn't fair. I was blessed, and you were not. One of the myriad ways men deal with these brutal facts of life is by developing foot fetishes. The contemporary man does not find himself good enough to experience the best parts of a woman. Parts like boobs, booty, and gash. Instead, he must satisfy himself with the lowliest of body parts, the foot. I see it as a sort of sexual self-flagellation. 

Regardless of the reasoning, foot fetishes maintain popularity regardless of other trends and fads in the industry. That means there is no lack of foot porn sites on the market. But, much to my chagrin, many foot fetish sites suffer from crap design and weak content. Specific genres of porn suffer from this, and I'm not sure why.

My best theory is that it's a continuance of the self-flagellation men subject themselves to on a daily basis. Not only do men not deserve to experience the best of what sluts have to offer, but they also don't deserve a functioning porn website to support their habits. Let me be the one to tell you that you pussies might not have earned much in this world, but you still deserve access to tons of high-quality free foot fetish porn.

You've Earned it

But those are the exact reasons that my readers enjoy foot porn in the first place. You fuckers love to be debased because you know you've earned it. Tits and ass are way too grandiose for the likes of my fans. You should be forced to look away whenever they make an appearance. And don't ever fucking touch them unless you want that hand cut off. The only breasts you get to suck on are your mother's, but considering how much you despicable pricks love incest, you might prefer it that way. 

In fact, you bastards don't even deserve clean feet. You're far too miserable for freshly cleansed footsies. Your life of inactivity and video games is only deserving of feet that haven't been showered in a month. A bitches sock should look like a cast before you remove them. There should be visible stink lines rising from the toes like a looney tunes cartoon.

Foot jobs are definitely not on the menu. That's more pleasure than you deserve to derive from a sexual experience. Instead, you must clean the scum from between a fat bitches toes while you masturbate with no lube. The only lube you get is foot sweat mixed with nail clippings. 

You know what. Porn star feet are off the table, also. Instead, you only get access to amateur feet. Hold on. That sounds less like punishment and more like a great idea. 

Fun With Feet isn't your average foot porn site. It's not another tube site full of the same bullshit. Instead, it's a marketplace where women can sell custom foot content to horny foot porn-obsessed pervs.

Fun With Feet skips the main menu and instead has a login button and a small filter. The rest of the page is taken up by thumbnails representing user profiles.

Feet FAQs

Let's cover some frequently asked questions before checking out some profiles. First and foremost, signing up as a buyer is completely free. Any financial risk is taken on by sellers. This maximizes the number of buyers on the market, thus making the site more profitable for everyone.

However, sellers are not overcharged, so prices remain low. Regardless of your budget, you'll find feet that fit the needs of you and your penis. I wouldn't mislead you fucks.

Why should you join Fun With Feet? Fun With Feet has quickly become a leader in amateur foot porn sales. As such, the selection of feet here is top-notch and constantly growing. Fun With Feet gives you access to a nearly unlimited supply of foot porn that will keep you coming back again and again.

Because of the wealth of sellers on Fun With Feet, they crafted a high-quality content filter to help you find exactly what you're looking for quickly and easily. 

Whether you're looking for clean feet, dirty feet, naked feet, feet in heels, feet in sandals, high arches, no arches, or anything else, you'll find it.

How does Fun With Feet protect buyers? Fun With Feet verifies every seller on the site to weed out scammers and liars. They want the buyer experience to be safe and fun, so you keep coming back. You never have to worry about your identity or your neighbors finding out.

Finally, no, you cannot talk to buyers outside of Fun With Feet. This is for their safety. If bitches start getting kidnapped, the site will shut down, so keep your dirty metaphorical mitts to yourself.

Moonchild

Let's talk about some of the ladies on Fun With Feet and what they do with their tootsies. Moonchild Arches was the first lady to grab my attention. First off, only a slut comes up with a name like Moonchild Arches. It's genius. 

Second, this bitch is gorgeous. I'd buy pics of much more than her feet if she offered. Moonchild appears to be in her early twenties and has ex-cheerleader vibes. I bet her body count is in the two or three hundred.

Moonchild Arches absolutely loves sharing her little feet and high arches with anyone that will look. If that's your preferred look, you better break out that wallet of yours. Your paycheck is going bye-bye.

Zara

If you're more of a long-toes kind of guy, give Zara Meesh a shot. Her bronze skin and ape feet will have your cock pumping cum at the drop of a hat. I like that her profile pic includes a view of her tits. Feet are nice and all, but they're a lot better when attached to big tits.

Zara keeps her toes natural and feet lotioned. You won't find any bright colors or scales here. Just grade-A feet.

Who out there likes tiny feet on a thick bitch? If that's you, check out Saucy Welsh Bird. Her feet aren't much bigger than her fucking ankles. She looks like an Asian bitch with bound feet. I can't believe she stands on them. Plus, her high arches shrink her tootsies even more. I bet a foot job from this slut feels like fucking a tight pussy.

You motherfuckers love feet, and Fun With Feet has all you can handle. They are the best resource for bespoke amateur feet pictures. I hope you guys have some money saved up.

One thing I'd love to see Fun With Feet add is subscriptions to individual users. I think it would behoove both buyers and sellers to offer that option.

Alright, you bastards. You have a lot of work to do. Your credit card is about to be smoking.